[eXphosiS_305]

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.


"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".


"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it
into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a
week to let me know how things went".


A week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to
progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
horrid. Just terrible, doctor!"


"Really? What happened" asked the doctor? "Well, I did as you advised and
slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate! He jumped
hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging
fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth
flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making
wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I
tell you, an absolute nightmare!"


"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good?"


"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex I've
had in 40 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show
me face in Starbucks again."

[Kash]

:laugh: i sumhow knew that was coming :woot:

[Queen_Of_Taproot]

hahahahah

[Diya]

lol

[asian rude gyal]

hahahaha